You Know You're A Rocky Fan When

85. You find out your art teacher is afraid of transvestites and you puposely sing, ‘Sweet Transvestite’.

81. You sing “Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me” in the middle of church.

39. You ask people if they have ever seen the movie and when they say no you’re personally offended.

37. You fight the urges to say the AP lines when introducing someone to the movie.

36. You look forward to every Halloween weekend to go see back to back live showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

29. You specifically put money aside every week/month for rocky.

19. The only movie you remember watching over the last few months was ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’.

13. When you put on red lipstick, you look in a mirror and sing the opening song.

12. Your morning routine includes singing Science Fiction Double Feature in the shower.

10. Everytime you say “Damnit” you have to hold back from following it with “Janet, I love you!”